Barack’s Jaw Hits Floor With Furious Thud After Seeing Brutal New Nickname For His Presidential Library

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When your hometown can’t stand you, you know you have problems. And Barack Obama has a huge Chicago problem.

The residents of that town know him best so it is always wise to watch they are saying about the man and his gigantic ego.

From The Chicago Tribune:

Chicago may not have enough cops to patrol the streets, taxes are going up and residents are fleeing for safety and jobs.

But you really can’t say City Hall ignores the important things.

The Barack Obama Temple of Adoration and Fealty is important.

It’s vitally important to Mayor Rahm Emanuel and aldermen seeking re-election, whether taxpayers like it or not.

Emanuel said the project, most of it privately funded — though it’ll be on priceless free park land including a killer golf course — will cost around $750 million.

And there will likely be other public costs on top of that $175 million in taxpayer money for street improvements.

A bargain at any price, no?

It’s not a presidential library, as it won’t hold the presidential papers. But as a temple to a political god, it’s perfect.

What it really needs is a giant Obama head carved in granite on top, with glowing eyes to focus beams of social warrior justice where needed in the city of his political birth.

The mayor and aldermen keep calling it a library. Rahm wants that big hug from big O.

Perhaps someday we may all purchase Obama tchotchkes there — even the poor who’ll be moved out when rents go up.

Presidential golf clubs or a Michelle Obama vegetable peeler for nutritious school lunches would be nice.

But you know what would really be great? A snow globe with a tiny Obama and a tiny former CIA boss John Brennan, whispering about how best to protect the republic.

The Barack Obama Temple of Adoration and Fealty…

Presidential golf clubs or a Michelle Obama vegetable peeler for nutritious school lunches…

A giant Obama head carved in granite on top, with glowing eyes to focus beams of social warrior justice where needed in the city of his political birth…

Take a bow John Kass (the author) because what you just wrote about Obama and his ego will go down in history as the definitive statement on Barack’s legacy and needs to be read by every single liberal in America.

 

 

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